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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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