- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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