- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Black people.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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