- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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