- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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