Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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