Why did the fish fly It didn't

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

if you don't like this you're gay

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

richard is fag

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Oh, right

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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