- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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