- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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