A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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