Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I once did something.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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