- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Ain't idn't a word.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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