- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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