- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

I love pissing people off :P

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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