hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Tony Romo

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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