A gay man watches football.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you call your mom? Mom

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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