why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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aodhan hearty

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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That is so fetch

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Anti Joke

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