- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did the old man say? Im old

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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