Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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black people

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Religion.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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