- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

I like touching my boobs

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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