ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Anti Joke

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