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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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