- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

I had a submarine.... once

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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