Rylan Clark

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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WOw you have no life

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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