- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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