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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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