- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

The GOV and the WHO?

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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