What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Who wants $300? Me too.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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