- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

This is a random Anti joke.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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