why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Balls

Cheese

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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