- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your Mom

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Skrillex.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Cheese

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Balls

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