- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

whats my name? Matt

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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