- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Knock, Knock Who's There

Abortion.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Hail Hitler

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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