- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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