- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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