What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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