Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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