- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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