- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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