A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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