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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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