- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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