- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Who's on first? Garvey.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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