Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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