telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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