why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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