- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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