- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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