- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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