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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

poop.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.